Let’s Meet the Characters…
Victoria is from Dallas, TX and you are right. She has the big hair, pageant lipstick and a fierce tongue. But she is not your average southern belle. She rocks Christian Louboutins with tailored suits. What does that flow say? Never trust a big butt and a smile….
Preston is indeed charming and popular with the ladies. The newest speculation is that he’s just as charming with the men too. He is the frat guy that was the sole proprietor of keeping up with the GPA requirements. He would rather be playing rugby any day over being in an office all day.
Vincent is in it to win it. He takes no prisoners in the boardroom or the bedroom. Women are like ice cream flavors to him..and he is willing to try them all. He loves his wife, at least he says so. But trust me she is the laughing stock of the office. She even brings him lunch after he takes his secretary on a necessary business trip to Victoria Secret. He is a gambler, and he will get more than he bargained for this fiscal year.
Joshawn is country. No other way to put it. But she does not want you to know it. She went to college to find a nerd to take care of her. And he seems to be doing better than okay. He created cutting edge software for the medical research industry. Can’t you hear the dollars rolling in, and can’t you smell her stank-ass attitude? You can leave the country, but the smell of Sugar Honey Ice Tea will always follow you.
But who am I to judge? I am just a temp working in Human Resources. I see all the drama march in and out of these offices. That country bumpkin bitch Joshawn just told me I was vapor… I wished I could’ve cut her with the breaking news. My boss has me conducting a background check on her..
This is an account of what I have seen and heard in many offices… welcome to the corporatebarbi diaries